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THIS #BEER TASTES LIKE #PIE!

THIS #BEER TASTES LIKE #PIE!

12 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J
Tagged as: #beer #pie 

frostbackcat:

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

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SCREAMING

13 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #this is amazing 

nychnymph:

booooost:

nychnymph:

when boys stretch and their shirt lifts up and u see the tummy AND THE HAPPY TRAIL AND BOXERS
[FAINTS]

we know its happening
it makes us feel cute

good
please feel cute

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text 

mediapathic:

nextyearsgirl:

This is an enormous chain and I’m sorry, but I need to say this:

The laws in the Old Testament were set forth by god as the rules the Hebrews needed to follow in order to be righteous, to atone for the sin of Adam and Eve and to be able to get into Heaven. That is also why they were required to make sacrifices, because it was part of the appeasement for Original Sin.

According to Christian theology, when Jesus came from Heaven, it was for the express purpose of sacrificing himself on the cross so that our sins may be forgiven. His sacrifice was supposed to be the ultimate act that would free us from the former laws and regulations and allow us to enter Heaven by acting in his image. That is why he said “it is finished” when he died on the cross. That is why Christians don’t have to circumcise their sons (god’s covenant with Jacob), that is why they don’t have to perform animal sacrifice, or grow out their forelocks, or follow any of the other laws of Leviticus.

When you quote Leviticus as god’s law and say they are rules we must follow because they are what god or Jesus wants us to do, what you are really saying, as a Christian, is that Christ’s sacrifice on the cross was invalid. He died in vain because you believe we are still beholden to the old laws. That is what you, a self-professed good Christian, are saying to your god and his son, that their plan for your salvation wasn’t good enough for you.

So maybe actually read the thing before you start quoting it, because the implications of your actions go a lot deeper than you think.

This is a theological point that doesn’t come up often enough.

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #religion #Christianity #BOOM 

bearfluff:

i can’t wait until october when there’s no sun outside and everything is cute colors and it’s cold and there are terrible horror movies on tv, my power is at its peak then

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text 
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Song: Untouched
Artist: The Veronicas
Album: 00s
Played: 6,227 times.

The Veronicas - Untouched

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #audio #the veronicas 
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Song: Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down)
Artist: Sky Ferreira
Played: 841,979 times.

thehornygatsby:

HOW HAVE I NOT HEARD THIS

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #audio #sky ferreira #this fucking song #its just so lovely 

justwestofweird:

radio-freedunmovin:

justwestofweird:

yaddy123:

This is everything.

My favorite part is that Bart literally became Homer.

My favorite part is that Lisa became bisexual and eventually married Millhouse. Or the Jenda and Bart separation part.

Actually the best part is that in the entire series Maggie says like one-two words. And in her solo Christmas card she’s the “voice of her generation”

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #the simpsons #this part always gets me #i think ive seen this episode like 3 times now 

sanziene:

Breakfast around the world

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #interesting 

mrsfallontimberlake:

People talk about how hard long distance relationships are but nobody talks about the struggle of long distance friendships. I would give my left leg right now to just be able to sit in our pjs and watch movies or to just be able to give a big fucking hug. 

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text #life of my story 
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mrgolightly:

I’m emotional.

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #video #why am i crying 

charlesdutton:

i think it’s so neat that everyone develops their own unique handwriting even though we’re all taught to write our letters the same way really it’s so cool

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text 
14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #bbc sherlock 

ninja-schween-sexbang:

tylenold:

did u kno: ur icon is actually you in 20 years

good god

14 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text #imma age well 

jokesmymomwouldlike:

are you ever just like “lol white people” but then you’re like “wait i am a white people”

15 hours ago on August 21st, 2014 |J |VIA -SOURCE
Tagged as: #text #life of my story #all the fucking time